Lamorak's Downfall.

Hello all of you out there in blog land! It is I, none other than King Arthur himself. Why am I posting on Lamorak's blog you ask? Well, it's because Lamorak is currently...well, hes dead. Since I know all of you reading this are probably dying to know what happened, (haha, DYING, puns get me every time) i'll just draw this out a little bit longer. Ha ha! I'm joking of course ;). So Lamorak comes up to me like all 'Boo hoo, big strong King, please save me from the Lot brothers, they want to beat me up' and I go 'Well, my good knight, all I can do is make a truce between your familys'. He doesn't want just a truce, and goes and rides off into the distance. What happened after that I have only heard by messenger, but supposedly Lamorak was ambushed by the Lot brothers, and he managed to keep them at bay for a good while, but alas, as strong as Lamorak was, he couldn't hold them off forever. After fighting valorously, Lamorak was slain by the mighty Mordred. So it looks like thats it for this blog! If you'll excuse me, I have some kingly matters to attend to. GOOD BYE TO YOU ALL IN THE BLOGOSPHERE!

-King Arthur

Escaping.

Soooooooo, having just left the Castle of Lot, a lot happened tonight. Well, apparently Morgause's son, Sir Gaheris, was on to our little liaison. He caught us both in bed together and, well, he went into a little tantrum. He trashed most of the castle and beheaded Morgause right in the bed, I hope he knows that blood won't come out of silk that easily. I managed to make it out of the castle unscathed, albeit, leaving half my wardrobe there, but its quite a small price to pay, as long as i'm still alive, but there's no doubt in my head that the Lot brothers aren't planning my downfall right now...

Queen Morgause and I.

Okay, lets set something straight here, what happens between a man and a women is between them, no matter who it is. So what if I think shes more beautiful than even Queen Guinevere? She is. It might as well be a fact. Apparently Meliagrant didn't agree with me, had to show him a thing or two. But whatever, it doesn't matter anyway, nothings going on between me and Morgause, we're just friends, and we've even managed to get past the fact that my father killed her husband, King Lot, but I think everyone can agree that he had it coming.

Shipwrecked..Again.....

This really sucks. Tristram and I are stranded on an island again, somewhere near Castle Perilous this time, but unlike last time, instead of being friends, we just spent two hours fighting. After that, we reconciled our friendship, but it just feels like putting a band aid over a broken arm :[. Well, at least we managed to get a ride off this god forsaken island a bit quicker than last time...

Nabon's Tournament.

Haha, Tristram and I really do make a great team! At Nabon's own tournament, we kicked his ass, not only him, but him and all of his knights. I took down all the light weight, and Tristram laid a swift blow to finish off Nabon himself. Damn, it feels good to be a gangster.

Shipwrecked..

So right now, me and Tristram are stuck on the Isle of Servage. It was really annoying at first, but after a little talking it out, we managed to work out our friendship, and now are currently plotting the downfall of Sir Nabon le Noir. Apparently, Tristram hates him as much as I do, which is a plus. What we think we'll do, is just old school kill him in a tornament type of thing. I really hope this friendship works out, we make a great team, even though he is rather boring. Good thing I have my phone and can post blogs on it. Oh, and to anyone reading this, feel free to save us, we're kinda stuck on this island...

Revenge!

HA! What am I all excited about you may ask? We'll its no big thing really...OTHER THAN THE FACT THAT I CAME UP WITH THE PERFECT WAY TO GET TRISTRAM BACK!! I managed to find a messenger on duty, carrying Morgan le Fay's infidelity-seeking drinking horn. I stopped him and made him take a detour from his route to Arthur's court, and sent him to King Mark's court instead. Everyone knows Tristram and La Beale Isolde have a 'thing' going on. I can't wait to see the look on everyone's face when they all find out. Muahaha >:}